oh kate middleton is with child! [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] >> good heaven. do we know who the father is? >> i believe we do. >> stephanie: oh, my goodness. high-strung sexy liberal tour director roland is now more high-strung. now down to 14 v.i.p. tickets left. probably your last chance to get meet and grope tickets for the sexy liberal in washington, d.c. inauguration weekend. did you have a thought on the royal seed? >> i was thinking of the play i did -- the musical where i played elvis the father of the royal twins. kids. >> stephanie: in a stroke of -- best show business luck timing, what happened? >> yeah, well, the show was about to go on tour except that that night the real princess diana died. [ wah wah ] the understudy who played diana was in the tunnel two hours before the real diana. >> spooky. >> stephanie: that sucks all of the comedy out of the room right there. all right. speaking of comedy, damian in johnstown, pennsylvania, he was in new york city. he made the cookies and freedom bitches t-shirt. aisha tyler. >> goes well with the boogity